Incontrovertible evidence that Steve Jobs is a ninja:
1) He is always in black.
2) Apple has denied that Jobs was stopped while going through Kansai airport with throwing stars. However, Apple studiously avoided addressing the issue of Jobs' ninjahood.
3) The most damning evidence of all: antennagate has completely dropped off the radar. Even after Apple announced that they would end their case giveaway program, no objections have been heard. Why? I have two words for you: throwing stars.
Bonus: now we know what Apple plans to do with Liquid Metal.